问题标题：
最有趣的英文小故事
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最有趣的英文小故事
苏家志回答：
1.Agirl'swish
Onthewayhomeafterwatchingaballetperformance,thekindergartenteacheraskedherstudentswhattheythoughtofit.Thesmallestgirlintheclasssaidshewishedthedancersweretallersothattheywouldnothavetostandontheirtoesallthetime.
2.Akiss
Atadinnerparty,thespeaker,whowastheguestofhonor,wasabouttodeliveraspeechwhenhiswifesittingattheotherendofthetable,senthimapieceofpaperwiththeword"KISS"scribbledonit.
Theguestseatednexttothespeakersaid,"Yourwifemustloveyouverymuch,Iseehersendyoua'KISS'beforeyoubeginyourspeech."
Thespeakersmiledandexplained,"Youdon'tknowmywife.The'KISS'shegavemestandsfor'KeepItShort,Stupid.'"
4.Afamilyquarrel
Theyoungnewly-wedsquarreled.Atlastshecouldbearitnolongerandburstintotears."Idon'twanttohaveanythingtodowithyouanymore.I'mpackingupmythingsandgoingofftomother."
"Fine,mydear,"saidherhusband."Herearethetravelingexpenses."Shecountedthemoney."Whataboutthemoneyforthereturnticket?"
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