问题标题:
求一篇初中水平的英语笑话,别太短也别太长要好笑些呵呵,要有准确中文解释
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求一篇初中水平的英语笑话,别太短也别太长要好笑些呵呵,

要有准确中文解释

董渊文回答:
  ItwasChristmasandthejudgewasinabenevolentmoodashequestionedtheprisoner."Whatareyouchargedwith?"heasked.   "Doingmychristmasshoppingearly,"repliedthedefendant.   "That'snooffense,"repliedthejudge,"Howearlywereyoudoingthisshopping?"   "Beforethestoreopened,"counteredtheprisoner.   采购过早   那天是圣诞节,法官在审讯犯人时也有点恻隐之心.“你为什么而被起诉?”他问.   “采购圣诞节物品过早.”被告答.   “这不算犯法,”法官回答,“你购物多早?”   在商店开门之前,“犯人应道.
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