问题标题:
英文幽默小短文200-300字
问题描述:
英文幽默小短文200-300字
宋云麟回答:
JonesieTheGreatLionHunter
Asmallvillagewastroubledbyaman-eatinglion.Soitsleaderssentamessagetothegreathunter,Jonesie,tocomeandkillthebeast.
Forseveralnightsthehunterlayinwaitforthelion,butitneverappeared.Finally,hetoldthevillagechieftokillacowandgivehimitshide.Drapingtheskinoverhisshoulders,hewenttothepasturetowaitforthelion.
Inthemiddleofthenight,thevillagerswoketothesoundofblood-curdlingshriekscomingfromthepasture.Astheycarefullyapproached,theysawthehunterontheground,groaninginpain.Therewasnosignofthelion.
"Whathappened,Jonesie?Whereisthelion?"askedthechief.
"Forgetthedamnlion!"hehowled."Whichoneofyouidiotsletthebullloose?"
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