英语翻译
Mycathasbeenfixed,soshecan'thavebabies,Iamsorry.Uh,IwishIhadacamera,somaybethenIcouldattachmypictureormyfamily'spictureandshowyou.InthefutureIwill.Ok,howaboutthisjoke?
hebartender,confused,tellstheduckno.Theduckthankshimandleaves.
Thenextday,theduckreturnsandasks,"Gotanygrapes?"
Again,thebartendertellshim,"No--thebardoesnotservegrapes,hasneverservedgrapesand,furthermore,willneverservegrapes."Theduckthankshimandleaves.
Thenextday,theduckreturns,butbeforehecansayanything,thebartenderyells,"Listen,duck!Thisisabar!Wedonotservegrapes!Ifyouaskforgrapesagain,Iwillnailyourstupidduckbeaktothebar!"
Theduckissilentforamoment,andthenasks,"Gotanynails?"
Confused,thebartendersaysno.
"Good!"saystheduck."Gotanygrapes?"
Howdoyoulikethat?
Ihaveaquestiondoyouhaveamsnscreenname?Idon'thaveone,butIcanmakeonesoIcantalktoyoualittlemoreifyouwantto.Thanks,havefuninschool.bye