问题标题:
急求四人英语搞笑对话(每人15~20句)大学水平的.
问题描述:
急求四人英语搞笑对话(每人15~20句)大学水平的.
刘小静回答:
Ishedying?
Amanwassittinginabarwithtearsstreamingdownhisface.Afriendwalkedinandaskedwhyhewassounhappy.Theweepingonesaid,ThedoctorhasjusttoldmeI'llhavetotakethesetabletsfortherestofmylife.
Cheerfully,hisfriendpointedoutthatmanypeoplehavetotaketabletseverydayoftheirlife.Sure,camethereply,butheonlygavemeten.
他就要死了吗?
一个男人坐在酒吧里痛哭流泪.一个朋友走进来问他为何如此伤心.那人哭着说:刚才医生告诉我,在我的余生里都要吃这些药片.
他的朋友很轻松地指出,许多人一辈子每天都要吃药.当然,男人回答说:但是他只给了我十片.
TheCohenswereshownintothedentist'soffice,whereMr.Cohenmadeitclearhewasinabighurry.
"Nofancy(想象的,奇特的)stuff,Doctor,"heordered,"Nogasorneedlesoranyofthatstuff.Justpullthetoothandgetitoverwith."
"Iwishmoreofmypatientswereasstoic(斯多葛派的,禁欲主义)asyou,"saidthedentistadmiringly(钦佩地)."Now,whichtoothisit?"
Mr.CohenturnedtohiswifeBecky."Showhim,honey."
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