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RecentlymywifeandIalongwithatravelcompanionwereinthetinytownofBattambangincentralCambodia.WehiredaguidetotakeusuptherivertoournextdestinationatSiemReap.ThiswastobeasixhourtripfollowedbycrossingLakeSapthelargestlakeincentralAsia.Battambangisanextremelypoorareaandourmodeoftransportationwasaverysmalloldboatnotmuchlargerthanthethreeofus.WithsixbagstiedtothefrontpartoftheboatfourtravelersandtheboatmanIfiguredwewereoverloadedbyatleastaton.Wefrequentlyhadseenfourorfivepeopleonasinglemotorbikesonoonebutuswasconcernedaboutourweight.Wehadbeenonthewateronlyafewminuteswhenourpilotmadeforshoreandjumpedfromourboattoanother.Ourguidesaidnottoworry;hewouldonlybeaminute.Headded“Weneedtopickuplivechickensfortheirlegs.”MywifeandIexchangedglances.Weareprettyopen-mindedespeciallywhentravelinginathird-worldcountry.Itwasobvioustherewaslittleroominourtinyvesselforchickens.Ifwehadtotakethemalongwewerewillingtoholdthemonourlegs——therewasnoplaceelsetoputthem.Thethoughtevenoccurredtomethatperhapsthechickenswereneedediftheboat’stinyenginestoppedinthemiddleofnowhereIhadavisionofusholdingthemoverthesideoftheboatwhiletheirtinylegspaddled(划)awayguidingustosafety.Afterallourguidehadsaidweneededthemfortheirlegs.Wecontinuedtomakemanyjokesaboutlivechickensdrawingustoshoreiftheboatturnedoverandwewereabouttoeatthemifwewereleftonawildisland.Meanwhileourguidejustgaveusapuzzledlook.Finallymywifeturnedtohimandasked“Howmanychickensarewetaking?”Atfirstheseemedtotallysurprisedandthenalargesmilespreadoverhisface.Hebentoverandbegantolaughuncontrollably.Mywifeturnedtomeandsaid“I’mgladhefindsthethoughtofusholdingchickensonourlegsforsixhourssofunny.”Whenhefinishedlaughinghelookedatusandpronouncedeverywordclearlyandloudly“Nolivechickens!”hesaid“Weneedlifejacketsforthelake!”Ittookamomentforthistosinkinand