搞笑英语话剧剧本《西门吹雪与叶孤城》 　　搞笑5人剧本《西门吹雪与叶孤城》 　　演员表： 　　西门吹雪 　　叶孤城 　　花满楼 　　打更的太监 　　旁白 　　道具：牛奶两袋,纸屑若干. 　　第一幕：决战乡村陌路 　　旁白：Aquietvillageiscoveredwithwhitesnow. 　　Birdsaredancinginthecold. 　　Amaniswalkingalongthestreet,stepbystep. 　　Windiscominginsilence. 　　Anothermysteriousmanapproaches. 　　打更的太监：Theweatherisdryandthingsareflammable,takecarenotcatchthefire!I’m打酱油的! 　　Y与X相遇． 　　X：Ohm,I’msorrytoknockyou! 　　Y:Ha-ha,Nevermindbaby. 　　X:Excuseme,Couldyoutellmeyourname? 　　Y:haha,Iwon’tchangemyname!Nomatterwhathappens.I’mthemostfamous——-YeGucheng（登登登登!）.Whoareyou? 　　X:I’mximenchuixue. 　　Y(惊讶):Ar,ximenchuixue? 　　X:Yes,whatiswrong? 　　Y:IheardthatyouarethebestMartialArts? 　　X:Great,youknowme! 　　Y(抱腿)：Please,please……Don’tkillme!Letmego! 　　X:No,Imustkillyou! 　　Y:Idon’twanttobekilled.Letmego! 　　X:Noway!Youknow? 　　Y(突然站起冷冷的说)：Don’tforceme! 　　X:Pardon! 　　(Y拿出一袋牛奶) 　　X(抢过牛奶):Milk,verygood!Ilikedrinkingit. 　　Y:Pleasedrinkit! 　　X(喝完牛奶):Thanks,ha-ha 　　Y:Doyoustillwanttokillme? 　　X:Sure,must!Milkismilk. 　　Y(恼怒+冷酷):Verygood!Verygood!Ihopeyouwillnotforgetwhatyousaid! 　　X:I’msureIwon’t! 　　Y:Imustgiveyoualesson!IfIdon’tbeatyouthistime,I’llneverbehavingproperly!3-2-1-0 　　X(捂着肚子,蹲下)：Ouch,Ouch! 　　Y(大笑)：HaHa…… 　　X(可怜状):Help!Help!Whereisthewashroom? 　　Y:What? 　　X:Toliet? 　　Y:What? 　　X:The“WC”? 　　Y:Oh,Isee,goalongthisstreetandturnrightwhenyouseeacrossingroad! 　　X:Thanks,bye-bye. 　　Y(掏出纸屑吹):Thisisgenuinesnow! 　　H:Stop!Protectingtheenvironmentisabasicobligation! 　　Y:Whoareyou? 　　H:Hua—man—-lou!Haveyouseenximenchuixue? 　　Y:Yes,hewasbeatenbymeandisin“WC”now,ha…… 　　H(惊讶):Nowyouarethebestintheworld! 　　Y:Youareright! 　　H:Teriffic!YouaretheoneI’mlookingfor!Doyouwanttojoininme? 　　Y:Yes,It’sverygood. 　　H:Ok,followme;let’sgo! 　　Y:Ok,Let’sgo! 　　(Tobecontinued…)