问题标题：
英语小故事,很短的,60词左右.有积极意义的,小幽默也行.求一个英语小故事.
问题描述：
英语小故事,很短的,60词左右.有积极意义的,小幽默也行.
求一个英语小故事.
孙宝亭回答：
“Ihadanotherbaddream,”shetoldherfiancé.“Itwasaboutyouagain.Youandyourex-girlfriendwerekissing.Iyelledatyoutostopit.Youlookedrightatme,andthenyoulaughedatme!Shelaughed,too.Thenyoubothwentbacktokissing.Itriednottowatch,butwhenIcoveredmyeyes,somethingpulledmyhandsaway.Itriedtoleave,butmyfeetweregluedtotheground.Finally,Iwokeup.Ofcourse,itwasverydifficulttogetbacktosleep.
英语小幽默
Drunk
Oneday,afatherandhislittlesonweregoinghome.Atthisage,theboywasinterestedinallkindsofthingsandwasalwaysaskingquestions.Now,heasked,"What'sthemeaningoftheword'Drunk',dad?""Well,myson,"hisfatherreplied,"look,therearestandingtwopolicemen.IfIregardthetwopolicemenasfourthenIamdrunk."
"But,dad,"theboysaid,"there'sonlyONEpoliceman!"
醉酒
一天,父亲与小儿子一道回家.这个孩子正处于那种对什么事都很感兴趣的年龄,老是有提不完的问题.他向父亲发问道：“爸爸,”“唔,孩子,”父亲回答说,“你瞧那儿站着两个警察.如果我把他们看成了四个,那么我就算醉了.”“可是,爸爸,”孩子说,“那儿只有一个警察呀!”
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