APainintheNeck
FormanyyearsEricHongworkedonafarm,butthenanunclediedandlefthimhisbusinessinthecity.Ericleftthefarmandwenttoworkinthecity.Forthefirsttimeinhislifehedressedlikeabusinessman.Hisunclehadbeenaboutthesamesize,soheworehisclothes.
ButcitylifewasnotgoodforEric,becauseafterafewdayshebegantogetverybadpainsinhisneck.Hehadneverhadpainsinhisneckbefore,andhewasquiteworried.
Eachdaythepainsgotworse.Finallyhewenttoadoctor.
Heundressedandthedoctorexaminedhim.Whentheexaminationwasover,thedoctortoldhimtositdown.
“I'vegotverybadnewsforyou,”hesaid.“You'vegotsixmonthstolive.Haveagoodtime.Enjoyyourselfwhileyoucan.”
Erictookthedoctor'sadvice.Hesoldhisuncle'sbusinessanddecidedtotravelaroundtheworld.Butfirsthehadtobuyhimselfsomeniceclothes,Hewenttothemostexpensivetailorinthecity.
“I'dlikeadozenofyourbestshirts,”hesaid.
“Certainly,sir,I'lltakeyourmeasurement.”ThetailormeasuredEricandwrotedownthemeasurements.
Ericsawthathehadwrittendownasize16neck.
“You'remadeamistake,”hetoldhim.“Mynecksizeis14.Allmyshirtsaresize14.”
“No,sir,”thetailorsaid.“Youmaybewearingasize14,butyourneckisasize16.Andifyoucontinuetowearasize14,soonerorlateryou'llgetbadpaininyourneck.”