问题标题:
初二英语课本剧演什么好绝对绝对绝对不要白雪公主
问题描述:
初二英语课本剧演什么好
绝对绝对绝对不要白雪公主
丁卫回答:
话剧前半部分是荆珂刺秦王搞笑英语话剧剧本
(Introduction):Longagotherewasacrazycountry,inthiscrazycountrythereweresomecrazypeople,tryingtoshowthecrazyhistorybycrazyways.MrJingkewasthemostfamousswordsmanandwassenttokillkingofQing,“Yingzheng”.Butfinallyhefailed.Doyouwanttoknowwhathappenedatthattime?Okay,nextshowwilltellyouthetruth.ActionI太子丹(上,掏出镜子梳头,做自恋状):
Mirror,mirror,tellme,whoisthemostprettymanintheworld?(画外音:It’syou,PrinceDan!太子丹高兴状)Thankumirror!(面对观众)
I’mPrinceDan,themagicmirrorsaidIamthemostattractivemanintheworld.ButYingZhengisajealousguy,Ifeelhewillkillmeifmirrortoldhimthetruth.Iamsoscared.SowhatcanIdo?(向幕里大叫)Whereismyminister?
阿三(毕恭毕敬):Honey,Iamcoming.
太子丹:I’vetoldyouagainandagainthatyoushouldcallme“mymostbeautiful、graceful、handsome、charming、cute、smartanddearestPrinceDan”!
阿三:Sure,honey!Ihaveagoodidea.WecanfindaherotokillYingZheng~~~
(作杀状)太子:Ohyeah~~~.Whatisthemostexpensivecommodityinthiscentury?Talent!(二十一世纪最需要的是什么,人才!这句话要跟观众交流,最好由观众来回答,然后拍阿三肩膀,做赞许状)Goodidea!Butwhoistherightcandidate?
阿三:AfterscreeningIhavetwopromisingpersonsonhand.OneisMissLiMoChou,theotherisMrJinKe.TomorrowtheywillPKfortheNO1killeroftheworld.
太子:Well,showmethewinnerassoonaspossible,OK?
阿三:Yes.ActionII(《十面埋伏》中刘德华&金成武决斗时的音乐)荆轲AreyouLimochou?李莫愁Yes.荆轲OK.I’mJingke,youknow,IwillletyouknowIamthekingofthekillers’world.李莫愁Areyouchallengingme?
荆轲Offcourse!耸耸肩表示同意李莫愁Comeon!音乐起两人冲上前来“人在江湖漂啊,哪有不挨刀啊,一刀砍死你啊,两刀砍死你啊.”李莫愁倒地荆轲大笑李莫愁痛苦状:Whathappened?Whyaren’tyouhurt?荆轲:Wedon'tneedanyreasontowinaperson.Don'twe?Dowe?(赢一个人需要理由么,不需要么,需要么?)李莫愁:Mommaalwayssaid:"Lifeislikeaboxofchocolates,Mochou.Youneverknowwhatyou'regonnaget."Igotit,Mommaisright.
荆轲再次大笑太子丹上(抱拳):Howareyou?
荆柯:Fine,thankyou,andyou?太子丹:OhmyGod!Couldyougivemeaninnovativeanswerto“Howareyou”?
荆柯:Sure!太子丹:Howareyou?
羊肉串和纳税人(英文小品)
Characters:
Mr.Shi,Xiaofu,Dabao
Mr.Shi:Taxisthemajorsourceofthefiscalrevenue.Thereisanevidentchangeabouttherelationshipbetweenthetaxcollectorandtaxpayerinthepast20years.Now,thetaxcollector,Xiaofu,andthetaxpayerDabao,avendorsellingYangrouchuanwillshowyoutheverychange.ThefirstActhappenedin1980s.
ActI
(inBazaarofBeijing,sanlihe,1980s)
Dabao:Yangrouchuan,yangrouchuan,eatenone,wantnine,eatenone,wantnine.
Hi,Takemyyangrouchuan.(slipped,takeitup,)
Xiaofu:Tax!Paythetax!
Dabao:(changefaces)
Taxi?Whereisthetaxi?Here’snotaxi.
Xiaofu:Tax!T---A---X!
Dabao:What’sthetax?Ijustknowtaxi!Doyouwantmetocallataxiforyou?
Taxi----!Taxi----!
Xiaofu:Enough!Areyouthevendor?
Dabao:No,No,No,no!I'mjusthavealook.Thevendorhasgonetothetoilet.
Xiaofu:Notthevendor?Impossible!you'vebeenherefor2hours.
Dabao:Really?(Xiaofu:Yes,ofcourse.)
Howdoyouknowit?
Xiaofu:ThewindowofmyofficeisopentohereandI'vebeenlookingatyoufortwohours.
Dabao:It’sabigbug!
查看更多
八字精批
八字合婚
八字起名
八字财运
2024运势
测终身运
姓名详批
结婚吉日