不懂的问我哈! 　　A:Hi,longtimenosee!Pal 　　B:Hi,Howareyoudoing!You’velostforalongtime.Wherehaveyoubeen? 　　A:Yeah,IwastrainedinauniversityforachemistryOlympiccompetition. 　　B:Cool!Howmanydays? 　　A:Halfamonth. 　　B:Well,alittlebitlong.Tough? 　　A:Whatdoyoumean?Thetrainingprocess,chemistrytestquestions,orsomethingelse? 　　B:Imeanallofthem. 　　A:Well,thetrainingprocess,it’sreallyhorrible,andIdon’twannatalkaboutit. 　　B:Comeon,I’dliketoknow. 　　A:Okay,weweretorturedeveryday.Ithoughtitwasasmallpieceofcake,butwhenIgotthere,IfoundI’mtotallywrong.Everytimewhentheteacherput…… 　　B:Stopit!Pleasedon’tsaytheword“teacher”,itmakesmenervous. 　　A:whatafunnyguy! 　　B:there’snothingfunnyaboutthis! 　　A:What’swrongwithyou?You’vebeentorturedbyyourteacheragain? 　　B:Oh,god,I’vetoldyou,donotmentionthatwordagain. 　　A:I’msorry! 　　B:That’sreallyanightmare.No,nightmares. 　　A:Icanseethat.Tellmesomeaboutthat. 　　B:forgetaboutit,Idon’twannatalkaboutittoo. 　　A:no,it’snotfair! 　　B:ok,well,Idon’tknowwhatheismadeof? 　　A:who?Oops! 　　B:Don’tbeajerk.IamavoidingthatwordaspossibleasIcantoprotectmyfragileheart. 　　A:ok.Youkeepyoursenseofhumorallthetime. 　　B:Justcutthecrapandlistentome! 　　A:allbyears! 　　B:onedaywhenIwassmokinginmydorm,hesuddenlycameinlikeaghost.IalmostswallowedthecigarettebuttwhenIsawhim. 　　A:well,he’sright.Smokingisquitebadtoyourhealth.Youshouldnotdothisanymore!Andwhat’stheconsequence? 　　B:well,sweepingthefloorofmyclassroomforawholeweek. 　　A:youdeserveit! 　　B:AndI’mnotstupid,Ijustpickedthewastepaperandremovedthedustontherunwaytothegroundunderthetable. 　　A:Idon’tgetit 　　B:tomaketheclassroomisseemedclean,butthedustisstillthere.Ijusthideit. 　　A:andIthinkyouhidethegarbagetoo. 　　B:You’reagenius!Howdoyouknowthat? 　　A:Dogsalwayseatshit.Wheredidyouhidethegarbage? 　　B:Undertheplatform! 　　A:Ifheknowsthese,youareadeadman! 　　B:hey,wearebrothersright?Youwouldn’taleakthesecret! 　　A:ofcourse!I’myourfastfriend! 　　B:ok,ooh,it’salmostlunchtime,it’smytreatthistime!Whatareyouinmoodfor? 　　A:let’sgoandsee.