Jokel：

Amanwassittingreadinghispaperswhenhiswifehithimroundtheheadwithafryingpan．“Whatwasthatfor?”themanasked．

Thewifereplied“ThatwasforthepieceofpaperwiththenameJennyonitIfoundinyourpocket．”Themanthensaid“WhenlwasattheraceslastweekJennywasthenameofthehorseIbeton．”Thewifeapologizedandwentonwiththehousework．ThreedayslaterthemanwaswatchingTVwhenhiswifehithimontheheadwithanevenbiggerfryingpanknockinghimunconscious．Uponregainingconsciousnessthemanaskedwhyshehadhitagain．Wifereplied“Yourhorsephoned．”

Joke2：

“Doyoubelieveinlifeafterdeath?”thebossaskedoneofhisemployees．

“Yessir”thenewemployeereplied．

“Wellthenthatmakeseverythingjustfine”thebosswenton．“Afteryouleftearlyyesterdaytogotoyourgrandmother’sfuneral．shestoppedintoseeyou!”

Joke3：

“OhIamhappytoseeyou”thelittleboysaidtohisgrandmotheronhismother'sside．“Nowmaybedaddywilldothetrickhehasbeenpromisingus．”Thegrandmotherwascurious．“Whattrickisthat?”sheasked．

“Iheardhimtellmommythathewouldclimbthewallsifyoucametovisit”thelittleboyanswered．

Joke4：

Awoman’shusbandhadbeenslippinginandoutofacomaforseveralmonthsyetshehadstayedbyhisbedsideeverysingleday．Onedayhesignaledforhertocomenearer．Asshesatbyhimhewhisperedeyesfulloftears“Youknowwhat?Youhavebeenwithmeallthroughthebadtimes．

WhenIgotfiredyouweretheretosupportme．

Whenmybusinessfailedyouwerethere．

WhenIgotshotyouwerebymyside．

Whenwelostthehouseyoustayedrighthere．

Whenmyhealthstartedfailingyouwerestillbymyside…YouknowwhatMartha?”

“Whatdear?”shegentlyaskedsmilingasherheartbegantofillwithwarmth．

“I’mbeginningtothinkyou’rebadluck…”

1.ThewifebecameangrysuddenlyinJoke1because__________．

A．shehadherfryingpanburnedwhileaway

B．herhusbandmadeabetonahorsebutlost

C．herhusbandwascarryingwithhimselfawoman’sname

D．herhusband’spocketmoneywaslostwithoutanyreason

2.Whocalledthehusba