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英语一分半演讲内容：最好是讲一个笑话或者是轻松搞笑的事情.形式：一个人或是两个人的对话都可以.另：本人现在高二,请发适合我的材料,不要太幼稚,不过也不用太难啦.最好是那种能活
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英语一分半演讲
内容：最好是讲一个笑话或者是轻松搞笑的事情.
形式：一个人或是两个人的对话都可以.
另：本人现在高二,请发适合我的材料,不要太幼稚,不过也不用太难啦.
最好是那种能活跃气氛的笑话之类的，无所谓时间
何明耘回答：
A:Hi!Goodmorning,everybody!Mynameisxxx.
Iwillbeyourdragoman(tourguide)foryourtripinGuilin.
B:ItseemstherearesomanybeautifulsceneriesinGuilin.Whatarewegoingtoseefirst?
A:TodaywearegoingtovisitElephantTrunkHill.
B:ElephantTrunkhill?Soundsinteresting.
A:Right,asitsnamesuggests,thehilllookslikeagiantelephantdrinkingwaterwithitstrunkintheLiRiver.
B:ArewegoingtotaketheLiRiverboatridetoday?
A:No.Tomorrowwewillbecausetheboatrideisaonedaytrip.
B:Oh,Ican’twaittotaketheboatride.Thereisasayingthatgoeslikethis“GuilinboaststhemostbeautifulsceneryunderHeaven.”
A:Youareabsolutelyright.Seeingisbelieving.Youwillseeittomorrow.Ok,let’sgototheElephantTrunkhillfirst.
B:Ok.Let’sgo.
A:Hereweare.Look!ThatisElephantTrunkhill.Youcanseethatbetweenthetrunkandthelegsthereisamoon-shapedcave,
B:Iseehalfwayupthehillthereisacavewhichgoesthroughthehill.Doesthatserveastheeyesoftheelephant?
A:Yes.Thatistheeyeoftheelephant.OntopofthehillstandsapagodanamedPuxianPagoda,builtintheMingDynasty(1368-1644).
B:Couldyoudomeafavor?
A:sure.
B:Couldyoutakeapictureforme?
A:ok.S-m-i-l-e!
B:Thankyousomuch.
A:Youarewelcome.Let’sgotoournextsceneryReedFluteCave.
B:Hooray!
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